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THE SACRED SIX: The Joys of January Birthdays

January babies, trust us we feel your pain. Having a birthday in January can be pretty rough, like jealous of the Queen having two birthdays-rough. Fear not though fellow Capricorns & Aquarius’s! We think they should be celebrated and that’s why we’re giving you a sharing cocktail and a main meal on us! Simply sign up here: www.thealchemist.uk.com/signup (T&Cs apply).
Until then here’s the Sacred Six: The Joys of January Birthdays…

NUMBER 1

‘Sorry I can’t go out’. The 5 most annoying words in the English language and what’s most annoying is it’s always followed with a dry excuse, usually about doing dry January. You’re not dry and you’re questioning whether you need dry friends…

NUMBER 2

241 Presents. People moan about getting socks for Christmas but how about getting socks for Christmas and your birthday?! And if you’re not getting joint presents it’s hand-me-downs in the form of unwanted Christmas gifts. Double points if it’s wrapped in old Christmas paper.

NUMBER 3

Bear Thrills. If a race for survival against the freezing cold, rain and battling winds sounds like your idea of heaven, then a birthday night out in January is the one for you! If you’re normal then you understand the pain of January babies.

NUMBER 4

Hibernation. The miserable weather along with the fact that all the good telly is back on, means that you can’t think of a better way to celebrate your birthday than binge watching Netflix and eating your weight in old Christmas chocolate.

NUMBER 5

New year, new me (yeah right). Everyone’s drank their weight in mulled wine and consumed nothing but complex carbs the whole of December. We’ve had a spiritual awakening in January (that lasts all of a month) so our bodies are temples thank you very much.

NUMBER 6

Party season has left us too pooped to party. The whole of December has been a blur of prosecco, office-party embarrassment and deleting drunken Instagram stories the morning after. Please! We can’t take any more…

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